Hanging in for a blockbuster…

We have spent Christmas locked down in Thornbury with our sons and daughter-in-law (and their two huge hounds). It has been a winter wonderland here with beautiful picturesque snow. We have eaten some wonderful meals and have watched lots of movies. In short, it has been a lovely time of family togetherness and way too much sitting and far too many calories. We did get out for a family walk with the dogs yesterday and were delighted to see people cross country skiing the rail trail that runs behind our house and there were lots of families venturing out into the snowy streets. For your indoor viewing pleasure, here are some suggestions:

PBS

Cranford (7 episodes) Our local PBS affiliate ran a marathon of this series which ran from 2007-2010. I had fond memories of the first 5 episodes, but had not seen the additional 2 Return to Cranford episodes that starred Tom Hiddleston with a blond perm. In the 1840’s, Cranford is ruled by the ladies. They adore good gossip, and romance and change is in the air, as the unwelcome grasp of the industrial revolution rapidly approaches their beloved rural market-town. Judi Dench, Francesca Annis, Lesley Manville, Greg Wise, Lesley Sharp, Jodie Whittaker, Julia McKenzie, Imelda Staunton, Barbara Flynn, Jim Carter, Andrew Buchan, Claudie Blakley are all part of the wonderful British ensemble cast. The Hiddleston episodes are an absolute hoot as he is the ultimate romantic hero with his aforementioned flowing blond locks.

Call the Midwife Christmas Special 2020 (87 episodes of this series!) Full disclosure, I recorded this on Christmas Day, but as I am the only Call the Midwife fan in this household, I haven’t had the chance to watch it yet. I shall savour it in a quiet snoozy moment. I love this series about the midwives and nuns serving the poor of London’s east end during the 1960’s. There hasn’t been a single episode where I haven’t been brought to tears by the self-sacrificing staff at Nonnatus House and the disadvantaged clientele they serve.

Streaming

Another Round (1 h 57 m) from Denmark where it was released as Druk. Four friends, all high school teachers, test a theory that they will improve their lives by maintaining a constant level of alcohol in their blood. What could go wrong? Mads Mikkelsen stars. Full disclosure: I hate movies about alcoholism, but I gave this one a chance and although it was a little longer and more painful than it had to be, it was very touching.

Honest Thief (1 h 39 m) Wanting to lead an honest life, a notorious bank robber turns himself in, only to be double-crossed by two ruthless FBI agents. Starring Liam Neeson, Kate Walsh, Jai Courtney, Jeffrey Donovan, Robert Patrick. Everything you ever wanted in a Liam Neeson movie as he puts his particular set of skills to work exacting retribution on the bad guys.

Greenland (1 h 59 m) A family struggles for survival in the face of a cataclysmic natural disaster involving a comet that is going to impact earth. Stars Gerard Butler, Morena Baccarin, Scott Glenn. Of course, you know from the get-go, that with Gerard Butler starring, there’s a pretty good chance that earth will survive, as he has starred in so many disaster movies (Angel Has Fallen, Geostorm, London Has Fallen, Olympus Has Fallen, etc.) at this point, that he is pretty much invulnerable. Everything you ever wanted from a Gerard Butler disaster movie.

Soul (Animated from Disney Pixar, 1 h 40 m) A musician who has lost his passion for music is transported out of his body and must find his way back with the help of an infant soul learning about herself. Starring the voices of Jamie Foxx, Tina Fey, Graham Norton, Alice Braga, Phylicia Rashad, Angela Bassett, David Diggs, Wes Studi, etc. Not for children, this lovely story about a grown man discovering his true gifts in life is sweet and inventive and leaves you with something to think about. The jazz score that underlies the film is performed by Jon Baptiste (from The Late Show with Stephen Colbert) and the score is written by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross. Maybe a masterpiece.

Sound of Metal (1 h 41 m) A heavy-metal drummer’s life is thrown into freefall when he begins to lose his hearing. Riz Ahmed and Olivia Cooke star. A touching depiction of a musician coming to terms with the loss of his hearing. In many ways this is a film about a restless soul forced to find calm and peace. Wonderful performance from Riz Ahmed.

Wonder Woman 1984 (2 h 31 m) Rewind to the 1980’s as Wonder Woman’s next big screen adventure finds her facing two all-new foes: Max Lord and The Cheetah. Words really cannot express how lame and awful this movie is. This is its preposterous premise: a wishing stone grants people their fondest desire. What could go wrong? This film is such a terrible waste of the great cast that stars in it which includes Gal Gadot, Chris Pine, Kristen Wiig, Pedro Pascal, Robin Wright, Connie Nielsen. Honestly, I don’t know if Pedro Pascal’s career can recover from this (this has been his year as The Mandalorian has made him a huge star). The first scene of Wonder Woman’s training camp as a child is exhilarating, but it all goes terribly downhill from there once we reach the 1980’s. A terrible disappointment and I so wanted to love this movie. Not the blockbuster I have been waiting for. Where is that next James Bond film?

HBO/Crave

Your Honour (10 episodes) Bryan Cranston stars as a judge confronting his convictions when his son is involved in a hit and run that embroils an organized c rime family. He faces impossible choices and discovers how far a father will go to save his son’s life.

Let Them All Talk (1 h 53 m) A famous author goes on a cruise trip with her friends and nephew in an effort to find fun and happiness while she comes to terms with her troubled past. Stars Meryl Streep, Gemma Chan, Dianne Wiest, Candice Bergen, Lucas Hedges. Directed by Steven Soderbergh. Music by Thomas Newman, who provides a gorgeous Henry Manciniesque score of upbeat 60’s jazz background. This film was shot over the period of 2 weeks on an actual Queen Mary cruise across the Atlantic. It’s a very talky film (as the title suggests) and somewhat meandering in a slow and pointless way (although there is a big twist ending, if you can make it that far). Not for everyone, this talkathon. Kind of like a Woody Allen film at his least funny.

Ordinary Love (1 h 32 m) An extraordinary look at the lives of a middle-aged couple in the midst of the wife’s breast cancer diagnosis. Stars Lesley Manville and (oh yes) Liam Neeson. This very sweet movie about a long-married couple’s experience getting through a medical crisis is very touching. Lesley Manville is very powerful in this role and Liam Neeson does a great job as the supportive spouse in the kind of sweet supporting role we rarely see him in.

HGTV

Fixer to Fabulous (10 episodes) In the wake of the pandemic, production has pretty much dried up on the home improvement shows forcing me to experiment with shows I’ve never watched before and to go beyond my comfort level with Home Town and Love it or Leave It. I have now fallen in love with this one. Dave and Jenny Marr’s focus on restoring historic homes in their neighbourhood of Bentonville, Arkansas. I love the interplay between this charming couple and the insight into their lives with a very large family and life on a farm.

Good Bones (50 episodes) Mom and daughter flipping abandoned houses in Indianapolis. This fearless team buys the worst houses ever and fixes them up. I have had to fast forward through scenes where they forge their way through excrement and dead animals, so it’s probably not for everyone (just imagine Hilary from Love it or Leave It dealing with the awfulness that these two are so happy-go-lucky about). Their quick decision making leaves me in awe as they make a billion quick decisions in the course of an hour. Oh reality TV, I love you so. It just took us 11 years to decide to repaint our house. Sometimes, I just fast forward to the reveals on all these shows which I love. I am also shocked that more people don’t hurt themselves with the power tools they so casually screw, nail and saw away with. Not even a sliver, have I ever observed.

Netflix

Quicksand (from Sweden, 6 episodes) Maja, a student in Stockholm, finds herself on trial for murder after a tragedy at her school. More doubts and suspicions arise when new revelations are made. I love Swedish crime series!

The Midnight Sky (1 h 58 m) This post-apocalyptic tale follows Augustine, a lonely scientist in the Arctic, as he races to stop Sully and her fellow astronauts from returning home to a mysterious global catastrophe. Stars George Clooney, Felicity Jones, David Oyelowo, Kyle Chandler, and Demian Bichir. Also directed by George Clooney, this is a long and elegiac sci-fi movie. We are never told about the exact nature of the event that is causing an extinction event on Earth and for some reason Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond is sung in a feel-good moment by the whole space crew. Full disclosure: I hate the music of Neil Diamond and can’t get that song out of my head, even now. Watch this very slow-paced film at your own risk. It does have a bit of a surprise pay-off at the very end, if you can hang in that long.

Bridgerton (8 episodes) Wealth, lust, and betrayal set in the backdrop of Regency era England, seen through the eyes of the powerful Bridgerton family. I have been waiting ages for this bonkers mash-up of Gossip Girl, Pride and Prejudice and every recently made film with colour blind casting (as many of the cast members are people of colour). This is a fantasy in a version of a world that doesn’t exist but that we can dream about. It is full of romance and wonder. If you are looking for the ultimate escapist romance to immerse yourself in this Christmas, this is your show. From the world of Shonda Rimes. It is wonderful to watch something that isn’t bleak and dark. I loved it, but if you are expecting a historically accurate Jane Austen, you will be disappointed. Enjoy it for the lush romance that it is. Also, the music is a hoot. During one ballroom scene, the string quartet plays a version of Billie Eilish’s Bad Guy.

Closing Words

My gosh, the month back in Ontario has gone by very quickly. We are looking forward to spending New Year’s Eve here with at least part of our family and will return to Florida shortly after that. We are having a little update done on our Florida place (some new cabinetry, counter tops, etc.) and so are looking forward to the big reveal when we get back. Fingers crossed that our project goes more smoothly than they often do on the home improvement shows where some disaster always crops up to provide dramatic conflict. Enjoy the holidays wherever you are. I wish you all a safe and healthy 2021.

Here are some images to enjoy:

There are some older ones here but some very good new ones “2020 In a Nutshell”!

Christmas Week is here…

Back in Toronto for a few days for medical appointments and to have socially distanced visits with a few friends and family. We’re planning to have our Christmas celebrations back in Thornbury with our sons, daughter-in-law and two gigantic dogs. I made my mother’s Christmas Pudding recipe yesterday and today I’m making a big batch of chili to take back up north for a friend’s outdoor birthday celebration. We’ll be drinking hot apple cider, mulled wine and eating chill around the fire pit in our backyard. Fingers crossed that there is no blizzard. Here are a few suggestions for your pre-Christmas viewing:

ABC

Big Sky (10 episodes) A private detective teams up with an ex-cop to solve a kidnapping case in Montana. Ryan Phillippe, John Carroll Lynch and Katheryn Winnick star. From the production team of David E. Kelley (Big Little Lies, Ally McBeal, LA Law, The Practice), this series is pretty edgy for ABC. Watch for the big twist ending in the first episode. I really didn’t see it coming. ABC is stepping away from typical formulaic TV.

Amazon

Bridget and Eamon (27 episodes) Bridget and Eamon are the typically unhappily married 80’s Irish couple. They live somewhere in the Midlands with their indeterminate number of children. As it happens, I am currently reading Tana French’s novel Friendship Place which starts in the 80’s with an extremely unhappy impoverished Dublin family, so I’ve found the show to be hilariously instructive. Anytime I want to watch something goofy, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, I go back to this series.

A Simple Wedding (1 h 28 m) Sometimes you just need to watch something under 90 minutes (so not a long form series!) that is lighter than air and has no underlying mood of menace. This little comedy fits the bill! A young Iranian-American woman goes to great lengths to appease her parents and their need to see her settled down. This stars the incredible Shohreh Aghdashloo who is also a producer on the film. Silly, lame and formulaic, somehow it was still fun to watch.

The Expanse (Season 5, 10 episodes) Guess what, Shohreh Aghdashloo stars in this one too as a mysterious and powerful government minister. Earth is still battling the rest of the universe! That pesky protomolecule is still causing major catastrophes.

APTN

Sami Blood (from Sweden, 1 h 50 m) When I showed the superb Canadian film The Grizzlies to my Florida movie club, two women from Scandinavia spoke about how their indigenous people in Lapland (the Sami people) face the same problems as ours, including the legacy of the residential schools they attended which robbed them of their language and culture. In this Swedish film, a reindeer-breeding Sami girl who is exposed to the racism of the 1930’s at her boarding school starts dreaming of another life. But to achieve it she has to become someone else and break all ties with her family and culture. Slow paced and a little painful, it is a powerful exploration of cultural identity.

CBC Gem

Pure (from BBC, not the CBC series Pure about Mennonites in S. Ontario, which was excellent; 6 episodes) Marnie is not OK. She’s had x-rated thoughts for the last 3672 days and she doesn’t know why or what they mean. When she jumps on a coach from Scotland to London, she doesn’t know a soul not even herself, but in the city she will build a new life. Stars the radiantly beautiful Charly Clive. Tremendously original and very adult.

HBO/Crave

A Hidden Life (2 h 54 m) The Austrian Franz Jagerstatter, a conscientious objector, refuses to fight for the Nazis in WWII. From the auteur director Terrence Malick. An incredibly beautiful, elegiac film. But too slow-paced, even for me. I lasted about 45 minutes before I gave up. Beautiful and sad, but unrelentingly tragic.

Streaming

Mystery Road (from Australia, 12 episodes) Native Australian Detective Jay Swan is assigned to investigate a mysterious disappearance at an outback cattle station. Soon, Jay’s investigation uncovers a past injustice that threatens the fabric of the whole community. For Canadians, this tale of indigenous Aboriginals offers insight into another culture that resembles our First Nations with many of the same problems including dismal relations with law enforcement, drug and alcohol dependence, etc.

Netflix

Shetland (From Scotland, 34 episodes) DI Jimmy Perez and his team investigate crimes within the close knit island community of Shetland. I started watching this fairly dark and morose series several years ago when it aired on TVOntario but lost track of it. As so many fans of British mysteries have recommended it, I came back to it this past week, and found it dark and lugubrious. I have finished the first three seasons, and it grew on me as I went along.I Anyhow, it does support my bewilderment about how many murders small UK villages can withstand. Surely the population will be decimated.

Hinterland (13 episodes) A noir crime drama set in Aberystwyth, Wales, where troubled DCI Tom Mathias solves mjurders while searching for redemption. The darkness of this series, makes Shetland seem like a sunny rom-com.

Criminal: Spain (3 episodes) Psychological games abound between detectives and suspects in a tense interrogation room, where the search for answers sometimes comes at a moral cost. The Spanish series is far weaker and kookier than the British, German and French versions.

Home for Christmas (from Norway, 2 seasons, 12 episodes) The constant comments on the single life of 30 year-old Johanne and society’s expectations of the perfect family Christmas finally gets to her. In Season 1, Johanne starts a 24-day search for a partner to bring home for Christmas. Not your average Hallmark Christmas fare. Much more sex and swearing. Beautiful depiction of Norway at Christmas time. Season 2 continues with a full year of searching for a partner.

Love, Lights, Hanukkah! (from Hallmark, 90 m) I can’t believe I fell for another one of these! I was intrigued by the Jewish twist and I was not disappointed. Mia Kirschner (who in real life is the child of Holocaust survivors) plays an adopted Italian-American girl who discovers through DNA testing that she is actually 1/2 Jewish. Lickety split, she meets her biological family and Jewish education kicks in. Before you know it, she is whipping up latkes, hosting Hanukkah dinners and lighting Menorahs. Hilarious!!! Marilu Henner plays her biological Jewish mother. She looks great in this! Lame and predictable to the max! I believe that’s why people tune in for this drivel as they always have a happy ending.

Closing Words

Have a wonderful week wherever you are! We are doing a curbside pick-up dinner at Lambton Golf Club tonight and sharing it with close friends. Enjoy this crazy week of last minute pre-Christmas errands. Have a wonderful Christmas whether you are alone or able to celebrate with loved ones. May 2020 be the last Pandemic Christmas that we endure in our lifetime. Best wishes to you all! Virtual hugs. Please enjoy these two inspiring videos:

Hunkered down in Thornbury…

We’ve had the great pleasure of spending our quarantine after returning from Florida at our very comfortable Thornbury house. We’ve had the fireplace on, our Charlie Brown Christmas pre-lit and pre-decorated tree is up, the mantel is decorated, so we’re very cozy indeed. Since I am the last person in the world to complain about having too much screen time, we’ve been pretty relaxed during this period of self-isolation. We’ve spent an awful lot of time meal planning, cooking and even baking (George makes marvellous muffins). Our neighbours have been kind enough to fetch provisions for us and even pick up mail at the post office. We head back to Toronto later this week for appointments so we’ll be reacquainting ourselves with our condo and catching up with some friends on walks. Here are some suggestions for your viewing pleasure:

ABC

The Good Doctor (60 episodes) It’s back and in the first two episodes we were dealing with the COVID pandemic. We have now moved on from the world of COVID and are back in disease of the week territory. However, I do root for this autistic doctor. Ironically, Richard Schiff and his real-life wife, Sheila Kelley, have both been very ill with Covid over the past few weeks, but both have recovered.

Big Sky (10 episodes) A private detective teams up with an ex-cop to solve a kidnapping case in Montana. Ryan Phillippe, John Carroll Lynch and Katheryn Winnick star. From the production team of David E. Kelley (Big Little Lies, Ally McBeal, LA Law, The Practice), this series is pretty edgy for ABC. Watch for the big twist ending in the first episode. I really didn’t see it coming. Perhaps, an indication that we’re not in usually broadcast comfort TV world anymore.

Amazon Prime

Bridget and Eamon (27 episodes) Bridget and Eamon are the typically unhappily married 80’s Irish couple. They live somewhere in the Midlands with their indeterminate number of children. As it happens, I am currently reading Tana French’s novel Friendship Place which starts in the 80’s with an extremely unhappy impoverished Dublin family, so I’ve found the show to be hilariously instructive. Here’s an article from John Doyle of The Globe about funny shows you should watch now, which includes his recommendation of Bridget and Eamon:
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/television/article-laughter-will-save-us-three-comedies-on-streaming-to-soothe-you/

CBC/CBC Gem

Before we went to Florida in October, I set these series up to record and finally got back to viewing them this past week, with very mixed results. Lots of Canadian content here, which I wanted to love and was pretty disappointed by:

War of the Worlds (8 episodes) Set in contemporary France and London, this Anglo-French reimagining of H.G. Wells’ classic in the style of Walking Dead follows pockets of survivors forced to team up after an apocalyptic extra-terrestrial strike. Stars Gabriel Byrne, Natasha Little, Stephen Campbell Moore, Elizabeth McGovern. This series is so unlike the original story and features the most unfrightening aliens you could ever imagine (robotic dogs?), that I think most people will feel very ripped off if they expect an attack from Mars. If you watch it on its own merits, it will just seem like an incredibly drawn out apocalypse story with not nearly enough pay off. You have been warned against spending 8 hours of your life watching this very uninspiring series.

The Sound (8 episodes) Maggie and Tom Cabbott move to the town of Pelorus, NZ to escape the oppressive influence of Tom’s family. But when he disappears, unsettling facts about Tom soon come to light and the search brings long-buried wounds to the surface. This Canadian-New Zealand co-production features beautiful New Zealand scenery, but is otherwise, a very long and drawn-out mystery series. Stars Canadian actress Rachelle Lefevre. Once again, you’ve been warned.

Trickster (6 episodes) Jared is an Indigenous teen struggling to keep his dysfunctional family above water. When he starts seeing strange things – talking ravens doppelgängers, skin monsters – his already chaotic life is turned upside down. I so wanted to love this distinctly Canadian series, but again, found it a little long and drawn out. It ends on a cliff hanger, so perhaps another series will follow?

Defending the Guilty (6 episodes) In this BBC comedy series, an idealistic, young barrister is shown the ropes by a worldly mentor. Hilarious!!!

CBS

FBI (44 episodes) Soothing procedural drama about the inner workings of the NY office of the FBI, bringing to bear all the Bureau’s skills, intellect and mind-blowing technology to keep NYC and the country safe.

60 Minutes (2008 episodes) The classic long-running prime time TV investigative news magazine. 
CBS News Sunday Morning (633 episodes) This gentle newsmagazine has been airing every Sunday morning for over 40 years.  Informative and inspiring, it is my weekly Zen moment.

FX on demand

A Teacher (10 episodes) This series explores the complexities and consequences of a predatory relationship between Claire Wilson, a young teacher at a suburban Texas high school and her student, Eric Walker. Very dark and suspenseful!!! Stars Kate Mara, Nick Robinson, Ashley Zukerman.

Global TV

Departure (12 episodes) a high-octane conspiracy series that follows the mystery of Flight 716 – a passenger plane that vanishes over the Atlantic Ocean. Stars Archie Panjabi, Kris Holden-Ried Christopher Plummer. Another Canadian production I really wanted to love, but this murky mystery is horribly long and drawn out. Another warning here, but this time, it’s 12 hours of your life!!

HBO/Crave

Your Honor (10 episodes) Bryan Cranston stars as a judge confronting his convictions when his son is involved in a hit and run that embroils an organized c rime family. He faces impossible choices and discovers how far a father will go to save his son’s life.

The Reagans (Documentary, 4 episodes) A four-part documentary series that explores the many surprisingly unexamined aspects of the Reagan White House, and how Nancy Reagan’s paper-doll image was at odds with the power she ultimately wielded throughout her husband’s presidency.

The Flight Attendant  (8 episodes) A flight attendant wakes up in the wrong hotel, in the wrong bed, with a dead man – and no idea what happened. When questioned by FBI agents and still unable to piece the night together, she begins to wonder if she could be the killer. Stars Kaley Cuoco and Michiel Huisman. I loved the first three episodes of this! Full confession: I have never watched a single episode of Big Bang Theory, so I have no previous experience of watching Kaley Cuoco, but I think she’s wonderful in this. After a great start, I have to report that subsequent episodes do not live up to the early promise this series showed. Again, I don’t think this show needed 8 episodes to unwind its mystery as it became very repetitious and bogged down in depictions of the lead’s hallucinations and drunken episodes.

Industry (8 episodes) Young bankers and traders make their way in the financial world in the aftermath of the 2008 collapse. 

Netflix

The Truth (1 h 46 m) A stormy reunion between scriptwriter Lumir with her famous mother and actress, Fabienne. Set against the backdrop of Fabienne’s autobiographic book and her latest role in a
Sci-Fi picture as a daughter of a mother who never grows old. Stars Catherine Deneuve, Juliette Binoche, Ethan Hawke. I have been waiting ages for this film to show up on Netflix, and was heartbroken to say that, once again, this is a long drawn out and painful film to watch, as Deneuve and Binoche act out their mother-daughter baggage.

Criminal: Germany (3 episodes) In the interview room, detectives go head-to-head with suspects and try to gt to the truth – even if it means breaking the rules and risking it all.

Criminal: France (3 episodes) Secrets emerge and entire cases unravel inside a police interview room in Paris where suspects and investigators face off in an intricate dance. The French version of this show actually features two big French stars, Nathalie Baye and Jeremie Renier. I’ve now watched British, German and French versions of this series, with only the Spanish one left to go. Great suspense and character studies are common to all the series.

Shetland (From Scotland, 34 episodes) DI Jimmy Perez and his team investigate crimes within the close knit island community of Shetland. I started watching this fairly dark and morose series several years ago when it aired on TVOntario but lost track of it. As so many fans of British mysteries have recommended it, I came back to it this past week, and found it dark and lugubrious. I have finished the first season, but don’t know if I will continue. Anyhow, it does support my bewilderment about how many murders small UK villages can withstand. Surely the population will be decimated!

The Prom (2 h 10 m) A troupe of hilariously self-obsessed theatre stars swarm into a small conservative Indiana town in support of a high school girl who wants to take her girlfriend to the prom. OMG, perhaps one of the longest musicals ever. Stars Meryl Streep, James Corden, Nicole Kidman, Kerry Washington, Keegan-Michael Key and Andrew Rannells. James Corden has been pilloried for his depiction of a campy theatre star. After his last film Cats, he’d better be careful about appearing in any more musical bombs. I love musicals, but this one was a little much even for me to sit through. Way too long, and too many songs!

Being Frank (aka You Can Choose Your Family, 1 h 49 m) A normal father’s family life is turned upside down when his son discovers his dad has another family. Stars Jim Gaffigan, Anna Gunn, Samantha Mathis. I actually enjoyed this very offbeat comedy as I am a huge Jim Gaffigan fan. Also, the fact that it was only 1 h 49 m long was a definite plus!!

Ari Eldjarn: Pardon My Icelandic (54 m) In this English-language special, Icelandic comedian Ari Eldjarn pokes fun at Nordic rivalries, Hollywood’s take on Thor, the whims of toddlers and more. He does a delightful bit on Nordic noir series among many other funny bits.

Streaming

A Suitable Boy (Produced for Acorn, 7 episodes) A vast, panoramic tale charting the fortunes of four large families and exploring India and its rich and varied culture at a crucial point in its history. Features an almost exclusively Indian cast. From the 1993 novel by Vikram Seth and directed by Mira Nair.
The Mandalorian  (Made for the Disney Channel, Season 2, 8 episodes) The Mandalorian is drawn to the Outer Rim in search of others of his kind. Wow: we just learned the actual name of The Child and have more clues to his origins as The Mandalorian continued his quest to find the Jedi and a home for The Child (now known as Grogu). Sorry about the spoilers! My children will be very annoyed with me.

W

Devils (10 episodes) A worldwide financial conspiracy is discovered by a group of traders of a large investment bank. Oh my god – it’s the same lead actor from Suburra. Those mad staring blue eyes. Sadly, Alessandro Borghi has one intense facial expression, regardless of whatever his character is experiencing. Hilarious! This show is still as vacuous and dull as it was in the first few episodes. Watch at your own risk.

One Royal Holiday (1 h 25 m) When Anna offers a stranded mother and son shelter in a blizzard, she learns that they are the Royal Family of Galwick. Anna shows the Prince how they do Christmas in her hometown, encouraging him to open his heart and be true to himself. I watched this awful Hallmark film because it stars Aaron Tveit, a great actor from Broadway musicals, but all I saw was him struggling with an awful British accent. Just a sugary abomination!

Closing Words

Sadly, it’s rather overcast today and a prediction of cloudy skies for tonight will prevent a viewing of the Geminid meteor showers. Earlier this week, cloudy skies prevented us from seeing the Northern Lights despite record solar flares. If you are in a clear-sky climate, look up tonight!! Have a wonderful week wherever you are.

Here’s an astonishing deep fake video from the outrageously satirical Sassy Justice series on You Tube to make you giggle:

Seamless transition to Thornbury…

We are back in Thornbury after a pretty smooth flight back to Toronto from Naples. Our boys met us at the airport with a fully stocked car which we hopped into and we had dry roads all the way to town. It’s pretty warm and cozy here, we’ve had the fireplace going, our Christmas decorations are up, the tree is lit and we’ve settled in for two weeks of quarantine. Friends were kind enough to drop off some Sushi and additional provisions for us so we really can’t complain. Two weeks of enforced screen time lie ahed of me so here are some suggestions for you: (asterisks indicate newish programs)

Air Canada

Military Wives (1 h 52 m) With their partners away serving in Afghanistan, a group of women on the home front form a choir and quickly find themselves at the centre of a media sensation and global movement. Stars Kristin Scott Thomas, Sharon Horgan, Greg Wise and Jason Flemyng. From the director The Full Monty, this is a very sweet British ensemble film with an inspiring feel-good message. Very pre-Christmas!

Amazon Prime

*Small Axe: Mangrove, Lovers’ Rock (5 episodes) I’ve watched the first two episodes of this collection. Small Axe is based on the real-life experiences of London’s West Indian community and is set between 1969 and 1982. Apparently this week’s debut, Red, White and Blue which stars John Boyega is very powerful. The first two episodes are very slow-burn.

Alex Rider (9 episodes) Alex Rider is an ordinary teenager enlisted to work on behalf of MI6, where he uses skills he didn’t know he had to become an extraordinary spy. This action packed series fit the bill for me as we are apparently still waiting a year or so for the next James Bond film, and this little espionage series is kind of a James Bond lite. Loved it!!!

Apple TVPlus

Earth at Night in Colour (6 episodes) Narrated by Tom Hiddleston. The moonlit dramas of animals at night revealing new insights and never before seen behaviours. Jaw droppingly beautiful photography of nature’s wonders. Spectacular!

CBC Gem

*Funny Boy (1 h 49 m) From director Deepa Mehta. Explores Arjie’s sexual awakening from a young boy to a teenager who falls in love with a male classmate, just as political tensions escalate between the Sinhalese and Tamils in the years leading up to the 1983 uprisings. This coming of age story takes place against the background of Ceylon’s transformation into Sri Lanka and the approaching Civil War that overtakes the country.

FX

Fargo  (41 episodes over 4 seasons, Season 4, 11 episodes) The head of an African American crime syndicate goes to war with the Italian mafia in Kansas City, Missouri during the 1950’s. Starring Jessie Buckley, Timothy Olyphant, Jack Huston, Ben Whishaw, Chris Rock, Jason Schwartzman, Glynn Turman. Looks like we’re not in North Dakota anymore! This series takes its darkest and bleakest turn yet with each crime family being headed by unredeemably awful characters.

HBO Max (Crave in Canada)

The Flight Attendant (8 episode) A flight attendant wakes up in the wrong hotel, in the wrong bed, with a dead man – and no idea what happened. When questioned by FBI agents and still unable to piece the night together, she begins to wonder if she could be the killer. Stars Kaley Cuoco and Michiel Huisman. I loved the first three episodes of this! Full confession: I have never watched a single episode of Big Bang Theory, so I have no previous experience of watching Kaley Cuoco, but I think she’s wonderful in this. Off to a great start!

Netflix

*Mosul (1 h 26 m) A police unit from Mosul fights to liberate the Iraqi city from thousands of ISIS militants. Unrelentingly suspenseful!

*Mank (2 h 11 m) 1930’s Hollywood is reevaluated through the eyes of scathing social critic and alcoholic screenwriter Herman J. Mankiewicz as he races to finish the screenplay of Citizen Kane. Great performances from Gary Oldman, Amanda Seyfriend, Lily Collins, Arliss Howard, Charles Dance. I doubt that my children will understand the first thing about this film as they have no tolerance for black and white movies and have probably never watched Citizen Kane. I doubt that they know who William Randolph Hearst was. More on the polar opposite of this film as I review Tenet below, a film which my boys adored and which totally bewildered and appalled me.

The Twelve (from Belgium in Flemish, 10 episodes) Twelve ordinary people are called for jury duty for a murder case as traumatizing as it is controversial in which a woman stands trial for killing her own blood. I loved this suspenseful series which managed to convey the experience of sitting on a jury with the courtroom drama that also manages to explore the two crimes that the accused is charged with. Loved it!

Showtime (Crave in Canada)

The Reagans  (Documentary, 4 episodes) A four-part documentary series that explores the many surprisingly unexamined aspects of the Reagan White House, and how Nancy Reagan’s paper-doll image was at odds with the power she ultimately wielded throughout her husband’s presidency.

My Psychedelic Love Story (Documentary, 1 h 42 m) An examination of the high priest of LSD Timothy Leary through the eyes of famed lover Joanna Harcourt-Smith. Was Leary’s “perfect love” a CIA plant or was she simply a rich, beautiful young woman out for the adventure of a lifetime? A portrait of the times of the psychedelic 70’s.

HBO/Crave

The Undoing (6 episodes) Life for a successful therapist in NYC begins to unravel on the eve of publishing her first book. Stars Nicole Kidman and Hugh Grant. Full disclosure: I will watch anything with Hugh Grant in it. 

Warrior (Season 2, 10 episodes) During the Tong Wars in the late 1800’s Ah Sahm, a Martial arts prodigy from China, immigrates to San Francisco and becomes a hatchet man for the most powerful tong in Chinatown. Exhilarating martial arts segments!! I loved this series. Sadly, Cinemax which produced it, may completely disappear, and the show may have ended on a cliffhanger.

Industry (8 episodes) Young bankers and traders make their way in the financial world in the aftermath of the 2008 collapse. 

*Your Honour (Debuts tonight, 10 episodes) Bryan Cranston stars as a judge confronting his convictions when his son is involved in a hit and run that embroils an organized c rime family. He faces es impossible choices and discovers how far a father will go to save his son’s life.

Here’s what the Globe and Mail had to say about Your Honour:

https://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/television/article-your-honor-a-new-thriller-is-just-one-item-on-a-standout-weekend-tv/


Murder on Middle Beach (documentary, 4 episodes) A young man is determined to solve an unspeakable crime and absolve the people he loves, while looking for answers within his fractured family and community.

ABC

The Good Doctor (60 episodes) It’s back and in the first two episodes we were dealing with the COVID pandemic. We have now moved on from the world of COVID and are back in disease of the week territory. However, I do root for this autistic doctor. Ironically, Richard Schiff and his real-life wife, Sheila Kelley, have both been very ill with Covid over the past few weeks, but both have recovered.

Big Sky (10 episodes) A private detective teams up with an ex-cop to solve a kidnapping case in Montana. Ryan Phillippe, John Carroll Lynch and Katheryn Winnick star. From the production team of David E. Kelley (Big Little Lies, Ally McBeal, LA Law, The Practice), this series is pretty edgy for ABC. Watch for the big twist ending in the first episode. I really didn’t see it coming. Perhaps, an indication that we’re not in usually broadcast comfort TV world anymore.

CBS

60 Minutes (2008 episodes) The classic long-running prime time TV investigative news magazine. 
CBS News Sunday Morning (633 episodes) This gentle newsmagazine has been airing every Sunday morning for over 40 years.  Informative and inspiring, it is my weekly Zen moment.

Streaming

The Mandalorian  (Made for the Disney Channel, Season 2, 8 episodes) The Mandalorian is drawn to the Outer Rim in search of others of his kind. Wow: we just learned the actual name of The Child and have more clues to his origins as The Mandalorian continued his quest to find the Jedi and a home for The Child (now known as Grogu). Sorry about the spoilers! My children will be very annoyed with me.

Harriet (2 h 5 m) The extraordinary tale of Harriet Tubman’s escape from slavery and transformation into one of America’s greatest heroes, whose courage, ingenuity, and tenacity freed hundreds of slaves and changed the course of history. Stars Cynthia Erivo, Janelle Monae, Leslie Odom Jr., Joe Alwyn, Clarke Peters. Erivo’s performance is breathtaking in this overly long and sometimes repetitious biopic.

The New Mutants (1 h 34 m) I only watched this awful sci-fi flic to watch the performances of Anya Taylor-Joy (The Queen’s Gambit), Maisie Williams (Game of Thrones), Charlie Heaton (Stranger Things). Do not bother!!! This is possibly one of the worst films of any genre ever made. Just terrible as it purports to show five young mutants discovering their abilities while held in a secret facility against their will. You have been warned!!

*Tenet (an interminable 2 h 30 m) Armed with only one word, Tenet, and fighting for the survival of the entire world, a Protagonist journeys through a twilight world of international espionage on a mission that will unfold in something beyond real time. Full disclosure: I hate films that deal with breaching the space/time continuum. Since that is the entire plot of this film, I was predisposed to hate it. I also walked out of Inception, one of Christopher Nolan’s previous films on this subject. If you want espionage, watch Alex Rider. John David Washington is a complete cypher in the lead role. Robert Pattison is so handsome that every time he speaks I am bewitched by his beauty and can’t comprehend a word he says. Elizabeth Debicki is so tall as the damsel in distress that her towering over every cast member is completely distracting. Kenneth Branagh plays a Russian villain that is so stereotypical that he appears to be acting in a different film altogether. Just awful and so hard to sit through that I can’t believe that my children went back to a real theatre to watch this film a second time. Complete and utter awfulness. Watch it at your own risk. I hated it.

Epix

Anna and the Apocalypse (1 h 33 m) A zombie apocalypse threatens the sleepy town of Little Haven – at Christmas – forcing Anna and her friends to fight, slash and sing their way to survival, facing the undead in a desperate race to reach their loved ones. But they soon discover that no one is safe in this new world and with civilization falling apart around them, the only people they can truly rely on are each other. I loved this British film. Full disclosure: I love musicalized versions of anything that is incongruous, e.g. Buffy, Xena, Scrubs, Grey’s Anatomy. This movie is the perfect antidote to the saccharine Christmas movies that are mainstream fodder at this time of year.

Closing Words

I am hunkered down once more, which doesn’t seem like such a bad idea, given the exploding Covid numbers. Stay well and safe wherever you are! Here is a video to soothe the soul and keep you going: