Snug as bugs in a rug, our little family is tucked away in the sleepy village of Thornbury where we have been experiencing blizzard conditions for the last couple of days. Unfortunately, the road conditions have been so terrible that our daughter-in-law’s parents were unable to join us. In the meantime’s the stockings are hung, the presents are under the tree, and we opened our Christmas Eve gifts before bedtime last night, so we will all be wearing our black and red buffalo check pj’s when we gather around the tree later this morning. It’s baby Ethan’s first Christmas and I can’t wait to see his eyes light up when he opens his new toys!!! Anyhow, in the meantime here are some viewing suggestions for you:
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My Salinger Year (1 h 41 m) a college grad takes a clerical job working for the literary agent of the renowned, reclusive writer J.D. Salinger. Stars Margaret Qualley, Sigourney Weaver, Douglas Booth, Brian F. O’Byrne. I snoozed through much of this, so if it’s a nap you’re after, give it a try. I love the subject matter. PS, Margaret Qualley is Andie MacDowell’s daughter and will be a big star some day.
Elf: Buddy’s Musical Christmas (43 m) In searching for family appropriate viewing, we had a look at this musical stop-motion adaptation of the well-known movie, Elf starring Will Ferrell. A human raised in the north pole, goes to NYC to find his family. Stay with the Will Ferrell version. Even though this features the voices of Jim Parsons, Mark Hamill, Gilbert Gottfried, Jay Leno, Fred Armisen, Matt Lauer, Edward Asner, etc. It’s a bit painful to watch.
WIA (from BBC, 15 episodes) I had only seen the first season of this which focuses on the London Olympics and just caught up with seasons 2 & 3 this past week. Ian Fletcher, formerly the head of the Olympic Deliverance Commission, has taken up the position of Head of Values at the BBC. Hysterically funny with dry British humour. An office comedy that captures the useless of corporate culture, incessant meetings, and predictable committee members. One episode in particular focussed on a recent project by the BBC to purchase and install a closed captioning system that routinely makes horrendous errors resulting in viewer outrage. Apparently, Hulu, has done much the same as you will see in my review of Menorah in the Middle below.
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Menorah in the Middle (1 h 30 m) Hilariously crazy subtitles abound in the closed captions for this generic Hanukkah tale. Sarah is headed back to her hometown for Hanukkah with news of her engagement. Upon returning, she finds out that her father had a heart attack and things have gotten out of hand. It’s also a musical of sorts!! Stars Jonah Platt, Cristian de la Fuente, and Sarah and Laura Silverman!!! I can’t stop watching the Hanukkah themed counter programming to the Christmas movies. Just as predictable and stupid but with latkes (or as Hulu would caption, “locusts”).
George and Tammy (6 super painful episodes) A look at the romance between famed country musicians George Jones and Tammy Wynette. It’s full of hurting songs, the kind of songs that made me hate country music when I was growing up. Too painful for me. One episode was enough. Stars Jessica Chastain, Michael Shannon, Steve Zahn, Walton Goggins, Tim Blake Nelson, etc.
Peace by Chocolate (1 h 36 m) I was reading an article in the NYTimes about this story yesterday and was delighted that it was available on Crave. It’s a true story! After the bombing of his father’s chocolate factory, a charming young Syrian refugee struggles to settle into his new small-town life in Antogonish, NS. He is caught between following his dream of going to medical school and preserving his family’s legacy. With Ukrainian refugees so much in today’s news, cast your minds back to the diaspora from Syria. Also see The Swimmers about two refugee sisters. The is a feel-good film that is very suitable for family viewing.
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Fleishman is in Trouble (8 episodes) Toby Fleishman knew what to expect when he and his wife of almost 15 years separated: weekends and every other holiday with the kids, some residual bitterness, the occasional moment of tension in their co-parenting negotiations. Stars Jesse Eisenberg, Claire Danes, Lizzy Caplan, Adam Brody. Fabulous, absolutely fabulous. I love this series!!!
The Banshees of Innisherin (1 h 54 m) Two lifelong friends find themselves at an impasse when one a raptly ends their relationship with alarming consequences for both of them. Stars Colin Farrell, Brendan gleeson, Kerry Condon. Lyrical and puzzling fable. Kind of like Ireland, itself.
Welcome to Chippendales (8 episodes) The origin story of Somen “Steve” Banerjee, an Indian American entrepreneur who started the stripper troupe, Chippendales. The great cast includes Kumail Nanjiani, Murray Bartlett, Annaleigh Ashford, Juliette Lewis, andrew Rannells, Dan Stevens, and Nicola Peltz Beckham. Not for those who might be disturbed by dancing boys in tiny thongs!! So dark…
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Fatale (1 h 42 m) After a one-night stand, a successful married man finds himself entangled in a cunning police detective’s latest investigation. Hilary Swank plays Sharon Stone’s femme fatale role, and Michael Ealy plays every other poor sap caught up in a downward spiral in this noiriest of noir stories.
A Storm for Christmas (from Norway, 6 episodes) Follows a group of people who arrive at Oslo airport, some to welcome their loved ones, some to fly home to their families, and others who want to fly away and escape Christmas. Watch for the baby Skarsgard in this one, Valter who plays Henrik the baggage handler who rescues a dog from its crate. This film just proves that the Norwegians can make Christmas schlock just as maudlin as Hollywood. For everyone caught up in today’s blizzard conditions across Ontario, it may be too soon to watch this one.
Glass Onion (A Knives Out Mystery)
Mortal Kombat
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Hannukah on Rye
Bumper in Berlin
Closing Words
Our internet connection has been very wonky as of late, so much of my blog just disappeared. I’m sending you what remains. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year’s to everyone! Here’s a picture from our back door of the blizzardy conditions: